are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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