It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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