I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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