Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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