Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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