Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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