i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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