I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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