I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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