Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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