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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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