In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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