Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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