I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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