So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't deserve a penis
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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