its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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