why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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You made out with two different species that night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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