if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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