ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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