Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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