scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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