she was so not down for the gang bang
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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