Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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