you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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