is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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