goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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