Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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