eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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