Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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