Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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