are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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