i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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