Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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