I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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