What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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