my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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