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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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