Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Randomize