It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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