There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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