Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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