She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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And then my night got REAL pukey
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My life is pants optional.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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