Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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