I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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