i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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