Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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