We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Vodka?
Forever.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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