Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
They took my balls.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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