Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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