I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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